Amazingly fast, incredibly strong, tirelessly proud, fantastically gentle, he is a huge beast that touches the hearts of all who meet him.

He has known joy and violence. Felt the warmth of children and the cruelty of abuse.

He has nearly died saving lives and merely been killed by a drunken act.

He has known the finery of grand estates and the filth of stinking slums.

He has survived fire and flood, starvation and torment.

And nothing could break his spirit – or his great love.

This is HIS LIFE.

 

He is called the HORSE.

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Here are some real cute Sayings

Don’t name a pig you plan to eat.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.

Never lay an angry hand on a kid or animal, it just ain’t helpful.

Two can live as cheap as one if one don’t eat.

Man is the only critter than seems to need to label things, flowers or weeds.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You can’t unsay a cruel thing.

  1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

  2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

  3. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  4. Always drink upstream from the herd.

  5. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

  6. The quickest way to double your money if to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

  7. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to touch the Electric fence.

  8. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

  9. If you are riding at the head of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it is still there.

  10. Lettin the cat out of the bag is sure a lot easier than putting it back in.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started to roar. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. ……. The Moral:

When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

 

Ever think what your horses New Years Resolutions might be. Try some of these.

  1. I CAN walk and poop at the same time. I can. I Can. I can.

  2. I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.

  3. My stall is NOT my litter box. I WILL NOT go back inside to poop.

  4. I WILL NOT jump over large, nonexistent obstacles when the whim hits.

  5. I WILL NOT blow my nose on my human.

  6. I WILL NOT chase the ponies into the electric wire to see if it is on.

  7. I WILL forgive my human for the very bad hair cut even though I look like a freak.

  8. I WILL recall that deer are not carnivorous.

  9. I WILL NOT have an attitude problem. I won’t. I won’t.

  10. I WILL NOT lay flat out in my stall with my eyes glazed over and my legs straight out and pretend I can’t hear my human frantically screaming " Are you asleep?"

  11. I WILL NOT bite my farriers butt just because it is there.

And…………………….. add to it if you like.

 

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Last Updated Nov. 30, 2003