The First Day
of Creation
On the first day
of Creation, God created the Horse.
On the second
day, god created Man to Serve the Horse.
On the third
day, God created all the animals of the earth to spook the Horse when Man was upon his
back.
On the fourth
day, God created honest toil so that man could labor to pay for the keeping of his Horse.
On the fifth
day, God created the grasses in the field so that Horse could eat and Man could do an
Honest days toil and clean-up after the Horse.
On the Sixth
day, god created Veterinary science to keep the horse healthy and Man Broke.
On the seventh
day, God rested and said "This is good. This will teach man humility, it will keep
him striving ever forward to meet the needs of the Horse."
Last Updated Nov. 30, 2003
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